Hayley is my favourite.

A sleuth of bears mauled me when I was a young child. The scenario has stayed so vivid in my mind, I can hardly bear to recollect how grizzly it was.

Nobody even reads this.

Although the Johnson residence has an HDTV, I don't see the amusement in a television that smokes weed and can't hear a word I say.

Terribly lame news.

Did you hear about that large group of amino acids who are all against children, adults and seniors? I'm really getting sick of all these pro-teen groups.

My Future

I've decided never to become an archeologist because my job would be in ruins.

Still Sick of Bio

Mother won $125 worth of bacon. It's a good thing we're not Jewish.

Sick of studying for biology.

I have neither the passion nor memory to commit myself to a blog, but I will attempt to do so in hopes of amusing myself.