I have nothing better to do.

My computer keeps crashing. I should stop driving it around town so often.

Just for Joy

I stabbed a man to teach him a lesson. I didn't insert the whole knife, but he got the point.

Time for an update.

I saw the world's largest monocle the other day. It was quite the spectacle.

I missed you, Mr. Blog.

I doubt I could ever become a paleontologist, even though I really dig dinosaurs.

A second one for the day.

My neighbour thought evil spirits were making her obese. So, she just decided to exorcise.

One would advertise their blog by telling people that said blog exists.

At Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, why does everyone introduce themselves?

I should maybe advertise my blog a little more.

The whole bear mauling fiasco was just pandamonium.