I have nothing better to do.

My computer keeps crashing. I should stop driving it around town so often.

Just for Joy

I stabbed a man to teach him a lesson. I didn't insert the whole knife, but he got the point.

Time for an update.

I saw the world's largest monocle the other day. It was quite the spectacle.

I missed you, Mr. Blog.

I doubt I could ever become a paleontologist, even though I really dig dinosaurs.

A second one for the day.

My neighbour thought evil spirits were making her obese. So, she just decided to exorcise.

One would advertise their blog by telling people that said blog exists.

At Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, why does everyone introduce themselves?

I should maybe advertise my blog a little more.

The whole bear mauling fiasco was just pandamonium.

Hayley is my favourite.

A sleuth of bears mauled me when I was a young child. The scenario has stayed so vivid in my mind, I can hardly bear to recollect how grizzly it was.

Nobody even reads this.

Although the Johnson residence has an HDTV, I don't see the amusement in a television that smokes weed and can't hear a word I say.

Terribly lame news.

Did you hear about that large group of amino acids who are all against children, adults and seniors? I'm really getting sick of all these pro-teen groups.

My Future

I've decided never to become an archeologist because my job would be in ruins.

Still Sick of Bio

Mother won $125 worth of bacon. It's a good thing we're not Jewish.

Sick of studying for biology.

I have neither the passion nor memory to commit myself to a blog, but I will attempt to do so in hopes of amusing myself.